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Government Admits: Loch Ness Monster really does exist!!!STUNNING!!! Shocking new photo evidence of a plesiosaur in Loch Ness. Exclusive HERE!
Loch Ness Monster Research, Facts & Figures in our award winning exhibition
- The beautiful Scottish Highlands are under grave threat from thosands of new and terrible mega-pylons. Health and environment may be savaged. Please read this page and sign Pylon Pressure's e-petition.
- Don't miss our exclusive Loch Ness Internet Exhibition - we think it is the only one worth seeing - and like so many others, it's packed full of very our own bearded-wonder wannabe academics who, needless to say, have no real qualifications!!! Don't believe everything you see at Loch Ness!!!
- Exclusive: Secret government plans to hydrogen bomb Loch Ness!
- Exclusive: Viking long ship discovered beneath Loch Ness!
Loch Ness missing link How could an ancient plesiosaur migrate to Loch Ness after the ice age? We may finally have the answer.- WWW EXCLUSIVE! HIGH PRIEST OF WHITE WITCHES BLESSES OUR WEBCAMS!!!!!!
(As seen on ITV's "The People Show") - High Priest attempts to dispel Scottish Play's evil curse
- Previously: White Witch fights to save Nessie from capture...
- Coming soon: Bearded hunters track a Monster...New Loch Ness research uncovers UFO evidence...And the forthcoming superb new Underwater Webcam.
"Much more than a Website...More than Monstrous...!"
"Only by laughing at the genuinely absurd can we distinguish the real nutters" - famous Loch Ness researcher (circa 1730)
- Warning - visitors to this site must have intellect & a sense of humour!
Loch Ness LiveCam! - online in full digital!
Nessie wins the Giant Tomato Award
Watch out for the launch of our new Loch Ness research website in which we will definitively seek to prove that a plesiosaur lives in our midst and feeds on killer plankton. Over here at Loch Ness we've got worthless pseudo-academic papers coming out of our ears, so we thought, hey it's about time we published them. Loch Ness science - virtual facts & fun!!!
incorporating The Officially Original Loch Ness Live Cam! (the biggest & best live camera views over Loch Ness)
Nessie is NOT DEAD! This website wishes to make it quite clear that, despite recent press reports, we do not believe that Nessie is dead. It has not been scientifically proven that a herd of plesiosaurs does not live in Loch Ness and many people have seen things with their own eyes! Visit Loch Ness and see for yourself£1000 Prize!!! - Nessie Alive and Well - William Hill Awards 2002 - read all about it!
Visiting Loch Ness? Nessie on the Net only suggests the Original Loch Ness Exhibition in Drumnadrochit and the award winning Loch Ness Lodge Hotel (the food was great there when we last tried it - far better than a lot of other stuff around). It's on the Beauly road and it's the cheapest - and we think it's the most pro-Nessie show in town! We suggest you think about going there before you think about visiting anywhere else. It's easy to get there from Inverness...Just drive to Drumnadrochit, past the thing that looks like a worn-out, crash-landed UFO and on up the road sign-posted to Beauly. You can't miss it! It's the "Original Loch Ness Exhibition". Let's face it, if you go anywhere else you may just end up learning about a load of boring old plankton and mud and who wants that on holiday?
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Because we receive so many thousands & thousands of requests from prospective visitors for information about where to visit and what to see, we decided to produce this guide. Unlike many tour guides ours will be refreshingly frank and refreshingly honest! Nothing will sway our intrepid top secret inspectors...We'll be telling it like it is, the good and bad. We are very excited about our new guide and we hope you'll like it too...so watch this space!
Why not watch our award winning Loch Ness LiveCam! First & best!!!
Plus: Local exhibitions: Are they for real? Are you getting value for money? Let's see.
Visiting Loch Ness? There are two exhibitions, but don't get confused. - Nessie on the Net! only recommends
"The Original Loch Ness Monster Exhibition" (on the Beauly road) in Drumnadrochit. The Scotsman Newspaper didn't think much of the village's other exhibition, Loch Ness 2000. Read its stinging criticism here. Pity Adrian Shine, a formally unqualified pseudo-scientist was allowed to try and kill off Nessie's myth in such a public way. As we said, why not vote with your feet and just pass them by and visit The Original Loch Ness Exhibition instead?
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