Nessie's Official Loch Ness Free College

THE BOARD OF REJECTS OF THE OFFICIAL LOCH NESS COLLEGE BY VIRTUE OF THE POWER AND AUTHORITY VESTED IN THEMSELVES, BY THEMSELVES, FOR THEMSELVES AND ON THEMSELVES AND ON RECEIPT OF THE FULL AND COMPLETE PAYMENT OF NOTHING, DOES HEREBY CONFER AND CONVEY UPON

THE DEGREE OF
MONSTER HUNTER (Nessie.Dipl M.Hunter etc.)
WITH ALL RIGHTS, HONORS, PRIVILEGES AND LIABILITIES THERETO ON THIS DAY OF ,


E Presley, President

M. Monroe,Secretary & Treasurer

We realise that some readers may not be excessively intelligent (there are enough saps around here too!), so remember to fill in your details in the empty boxes before printing this "Free Diploma" and proudly mounting it on your wall! Are you another Loch Ness Wannabee Academic? Well, relax, here's your own chance at success!